Hilarity Ensues as Woman Dressed as Cow Chases Children

30 09 2008

A woman has been accused of being disorderly in public… while dressed as a cow.

Michelle Allen, a lady from Middletown was caught by the cops chasing children in her neighbourhood while wearing the costume on Monday.

Allen also urinated on a neighbour’s front porch. Yes real urine, not milk.

The officer that caught Michelle Allen reported that she was verbally abusive to him and smelled of alcohol.

The report did speculate as to why Allen was wearing a cow suit.

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Man Makes Record Catch with Barbie Fishing Rod

22 08 2008

David Hayes’ granddaughter simply asked him to hold her Barbie fishing rod while she went to the bathroom.

He did just that, and made a record catch in the process.

Alyssa, his granddaughter, had received the pink Barbie fishing rod as a Christmas present, and had caught a few small fish before her grandfather hauled in the enormous catfish.

The catfish was so large that it has been certified as a record by the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission